Life Outside the Pages
These stories are about my everyday life, which can be as ridiculous from time to time as anyone else's.
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Miss Muffet’s New Kayak has Arrived!
Miss Muffet, the rescued cinnamon roll dog toy who has become author Anne Blackburne’s buddy and fellow voyager, was so impressed by Anne’s new foldable kayak that she wanted a kayak all her own.
So Anne ordered her the Bark 5000 kayak, complete with squeaky function and extra crinkliness. Miss Muffet waited impatiently until the tidy little craft arrived.
She wasted no time unboxing it and getting it out on the lake. As you see here in this unretouched photo, she is paddling (we assume, since she has no arms) slightly turbulent waters with a threatening looking sky in the distance.
Be careful, Miss Muffet! Where’s your life jacket??
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My Favorite Review Ever
Did you know that authors depend upon good reviews to help sell their books? It may seem obvious; good reviews may convince individuals to purchase books, but they also move books up in rankings in various sales venues, and can even help get an author onto a best seller list.
This is why you may have seen authors ask their readers to take a few minutes to post a review if they enjoyed a book. It doesn’t need to be long. Simply saying, “I loved this book!” and giving it 4 or 5 stars will help out your favorite authors.
Of course, all authors dread getting the other kind of reviews; negative ones posted by people who did NOT like their book.
Generally speaking, negative reviews should not be posted simply because you didn’t enjoy a story that was well written and correctly presented.
What I mean is, if a story is advertised as being “spicy”, and you prefer to read books that are “clean” or “cozy”, meaning no sexual content, overt violence, cussing, etc., then it’s not the author’s fault that you picked up their clearly labeled book, were shocked by the content, and hated the book. It wouldn’t be fair in that case to give the author a bad review. Instead, just walk away. Leave no review. Move on to another book more to your taste.
On the other hand, if a book is full of sexy scenes after being promoted by the author as being Christian romance or a cozy mystery – both of which are understood NOT to contain spice – one might suspect intentional misrepresentation, and that’s reason for a poor review. Or if a book is just a hot mess – as if the author didn’t even bother to try and eliminate typos, grammatical errors, spelling errors or worse, major plot issues, that could be a reason for a poor review.
But even then, a 3-star rating (out of five) is punishment enough for most author errors. One-or-two-star ratings are just unnecessary; and sometimes downright mean!
A one-star rating can crush an author’s spirit, making him second guess his ability to write and whether he should just give up and pack it in. You can see why leaving such a review requires some very careful thought. Author egos are fragile enough as it is!
But I recently received a one-star rating that I simply had to laugh at. I won’t reveal the poster’s name or even where the review was posted, but I’ll share what they wrote in a review of my recent release, “Mary’s Calico Hope”, from Barbour Publishing’s Heart of the Amish series:
Subject Line: Too expensive!
Review: Have not read it. Not going to read it though I really want to. I can’t believe it costs $11.50 for 258 pages.
That’s it! This person left a one-star review for my book, and hadn’t even read it!
A major rule for authors is to never, never engage with readers about their reviews. All an author can accomplish by taking this road is to create bad feelings and lose readers. Worst case, it could end their writing career.
In fact, conventional wisdom holds that the smartest thing an author can do is to avoid looking at their reviews. Obviously, I didn’t follow that to the letter of the law. But I don’t make a habit of reading reviews. Sometimes someone has something less than lovely to say, and if you see it, that’s your own fault.
I was looking at performance ratings on a website, and it was just THERE. So I read it. And I’m glad I did, because it’s just ridiculous, and gave me the idea for this article.
I just shook my head and laughed at this review. But if I were to talk with this person, I’d inform them that I don’t set the prices for my books. Also, the going price is closer to $15 . . . $11.50 was a sale price. Lol. And finally, why don’t they just get a library card and read it for free?
A word about pricing: If I pay $15 or even more for a book I want, I look at it like this – I’ll be getting up to 10 hours of entertainment for that money. Viewed that way, it’s a bargain! Also, consider the hundreds of hours the author spent writing, rewriting, proofing, editing and marketing the book. Then consider that most authors receive rather modest advances – or none at all if they are self-published. And that most authors never earn out their advance, meaning they never get more money for their books.
At that point, maybe you’ll agree that that $15, or in this case, $11.50, was pretty fair.
In any case, please do leave reviews for books you enjoy. If you didn’t like a book, think carefully about why before slamming an author with a one or two star review.
The ego you save may be mine!
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I’m Taking over the KUWTA Page Saturday!
Saturday, July 6, I’ll be running the Keeping up with the Amish Facebook page, from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.
It’s going to be a day full of fun!~ Here’s what you can expect:
- Mini-Muffin Book Promos of other Amish authors, by Miss Muffet, my rescued former-dog-toy cinnamon roll, throughout the day! She’ll be sharing current or soon-to-release books by some of your (and mine!) favorite authors of Amish romance!
- A give-away of a brand new tiny painting of the kitty from my next book in The Heart of the Amish, “Lizzie’s Little Mouse”, which will release from Barbour on April 1, 2025! To win, you just need to give me your email so I can include you in my monthly newsletters. If you’re already done that, just do it again and tell me so.
- Information on where I’ll be doing book signings and author events in the coming months.
- I’ll share one of my favorite recipes – my summer go-to! And it will be featured in my next book! Hint: It involves cherry pie filling!
- I’ll tell you a little about my novella, “Lucy’s Christmas Sunbeam”, which will be releasing in September as part of a collection with some of your – and my! – favorite Amish authors!
- I’ll share a scene from my new release, “Mary’s Calico Hope”, book five from Barbour’s Heart of the Amish series.
- I’ll answer reader questions throughout the day. Ask me anything within reason.
- At the end of the day, I’ll reveal the gorgeous new cover for “Lizzie’s Little Mouse” and choose the winner of the tiny painting of Little Mouse, Lizzie’s cat!
- Other fun things as they occur to me. See you tomorrow!
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Mary’s Calico Hope Featured in Bookstagram Mini-Tour!
Do you know what Bookstagram is? I didn’t either; in fact, when my publisher said my book would be featured in a Bookstagram tour, I thought initially she’d said Boojstagram. It sounded very funky and hip. But it’s Bookstagram, and it’s part of Instagram.
So for several days this week, a number of bloggers of Christian fiction and such will be featuring Mary’s Calico Hope in their blogs! The idea is that they presumably have lots of followers, many of whom will be motivated to buy my book. (Rubs hands together in glee and laughs maniacally)
Actually, I looked at one of today’s blogposts, which I’ll post a link to here, and was amused by several comments from people who do NOT like cats. Okay so they won’t be buying my book. Oh, well!
Here’s the link. You can check out all the bloggers by scrolling down on this one’s post and finding the rest. Like and etc. on them for a chance to win a print copy of the book and a $15 Amazon gift card!
https://www.instagram.com/niks.bookshelf/p/C8rxe18gW_t/?img_index=1
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Stephanie Wraps up her Three Day Interview!
Stephanie, the wonderful blogger behind Stephanies Ninth Suitcase (I have to remember to ask her where that name came from!) did a three day interview with me, discussing my writing process, inspiration, career and advice for aspiring writers.
It all started Monday with Part One – Faith and Fiction. Yesterday we had Part Two – Heart of the Amish. And today Stephanie wraps it all up with Part Three – A Day in the Life!
Many thanks to Stephanie for her thought-provoking questions. I really had to delve to come up with honest, thoughtful answers. I may have gotten to know myself a bit better through this in-depth process!
Here’s the link to today’s blogpost. And it’ll take you to the page, where you can find the other two posts as well if you missed them.
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Stephanie’s Interview Continues Today! Part 2
Part Two of Stephanie’s interview from StephaniesNinthSuitcase.com, about me and my new release, “Mary’s Calico Hope” is out today!
In it she asks me about my inspiration for writing Amish romance, and my thoughts about Mary, an older-than-the-typical-romance-heroine, disabled Amish woman, as a hero.
I really liked her thoughtful questions. And her favorite quote from the book was, “Difficulty is a miracle in its first stage”, which is an Amish saying. I love it!
Check it out!
Author Interview with Anne Blackburne: Heart of the Amish
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Mary’s Calico Hope is Featured in a Three-Part Interview with Blogger Stephanie, from Stephanie’s Ninth Suitcase!
It was fun answering Stephanie’s in-depth
questions, not only about my book, but also about my faith journey and my life.
She is doing a three-day blog interview with me this week!
Check it out at:
Mary’s Calico Hope (Book Review)
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Do you read Library Books?
I’ve had people tell me, apologetically, that they didn’t buy my book; they borrowed it from the library.
Well, I can’t speak for all authors, but I’m completely okay with that!
I support public libraries, and the important position they hold in our society. Without libraries, many people would have no access to books, periodicals, reference materials, newspapers, information, computers and the internet, you name it!
The library bought my book, and now it can spread the joy! So if you read library books instead of buying books, don’t feel guilty on my account.
I’m just glad you’re reading my book at all!
Want to do something to help me out? If you liked my book, please leave a review – or several! It really helps authors out to receive positive reviews on Amazon.com, on Goodreads, on Bookbub, and on any website where their books are sold.
My books are available in many places, including Books a Million, Barnes & Noble, Walmart.com, Target.com, from many Christian book stores, and of course on Amazon.com and from my publisher’s website, Barbour.com.
Here’s a secret; the cheapest place to buy my book is from my publisher! I guess they don’t have those middleman expenses.
So don’t worry if you borrowed my book. But do leave a good review if you feel moved.
Thanks for reading! Thanks for reading me!
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Thanks to the Oakwood Register!
For printing this article on the front page of today’s newspaper! Excellent timing, as “Mary’s Calico Hope” released today for Kindle! It comes out in print on June 1 – just in case you were wondering.
This is the weekly independent newspaper in the town where I grew up, just south of Dayton, Ohio!
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Those who can’t: Collect!
I have a little problem; I rescue afghans from thrift stores.
Not Afghan Hounds…though they are very pretty! But I don’t think my house could hold very many of them; they’re biggish.
I’m talking about small blankets made for cuddling under on the couch while reading a book or watching television. Traditionally made of wool, they now come in more affordable options, such as acrylic and cotton. The debate rages on about which is better when it comes to making afghans: knitting or crocheting. I say either produces a cozy throw you can snuggle under while enjoying some down time.
I can’t stand to see a pretty one in a thrift store. This may be because I have never made one, so am somewhat in awe of the time and skill it takes to do so.
In a household with two people and one undersized sofa, how many of these things do you need?
So I regularly resolve not to buy any more; but then inevitably I find myself standing in a thrift store, gazing in wonder and, yes, pity at a gorgeous, discarded piece of handmade folk art.
I imagine the time and effort that went into creating each lovely throw, and wonder why it ended up tossed into the donation bag.
The time consideration, and even the cost of materials, is daunting. But it’s the love that goes into making an afghan that gets me right in the feels. I look at a colorful, intricately-designed little blanket and picture some old auntie or grandma – or hey, a devoted granddad or papa – spending many a winter’s evening, yarn running over her fingers, cat grabbing the ends by her feet, as she creates a cozy bit of comfort for someone she loves.
How does such a thing get tossed away?
Maybe there are just too many of them. A prolific crocheter could make a couple dozen a year. I suppose after a while, all her loved-ones are up to their eyeballs in afghans.
Or maybe the gift went to someone who just isn’t into country kitsch in the first place and it quickly found its way to Goodwill.
Or maybe the creative lady in question just kept making them as personal therapy long after all her friends, relatives and church charities had all the throws they could use. So she hoarded them lovingly in boxes and bags and bins until she died. Imagine the treasure trove someone discovered upon cleaning out her home! I am grateful that her heirs donated them instead of simply tossing them in a dumpster.
I have one my grandmother made for my wedding, nearly 40 years ago. It was fashioned from cream yarn, knitted with intricate Swiss dots and cross-hatching in the pattern. I used and displayed it for many years, but now it is old and yellowed. Of course, I’ll never discard it; I wonder if I could dye it a lovely sage green to give it a new lease on life?
So, back to me standing in the thrift store looking at another beautiful bit of discarded folk art. You know I’m buying it, right?
Just last weekend I added to my collection. I was at a lovely Christian thrift store in Strasburg, Ohio, when the colorful geometric blanket complete with fringes caught my eye.
I picked it up and examined it, expecting stains or holes. Nope. It was perfect. I took it up front and asked the price, thinking it had to be at least $50.
The two young Mennonite women manning the counter looked at each other questioningly. “No price tag?” one asked. I shook my head. They consulted silently again, and the other turned to me and said, “It’ll be $4.”
I hope my mouth didn’t drop open. “Sold” I said, placing it on the counter.
And I brought it home, where it will be appreciated and loved for another generation.
If I get too many, I guess I could rehome them like one does with kittens and doggies.
But for now, I’ll cherish each one, and wonder who made them and to whom they were originally given.
I hope they know their art is appreciated and cherished. As one who can’t (or doesn’t have time to lean, honestly) create these handstitched works of art, I’ll collect them! And no apologies.