Life Outside the Pages

These stories are about my everyday life, which can be as ridiculous from time to time as anyone else's.

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    It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Christmas!

    Plain Jane's Secret Admirer

    And I hope your week so far is as lovely as mine!

    Saturday I had a terrific book signing at Bookology Bookstore in downtown Cambridge, Ohio. The folks at Bookology always treat me so very well, and as my hometown bookstore, it is my hands-down favorite place to meet readers and sign my books.

    The yummy cookies they always have don’t hurt!

    I don’t know how many books we sold Saturday, but between people who came specifically to see me and all the lovely folks who were visiting downtown Cambridge for the holiday and happened into the bookstore and then bought one or more of my books, it was a pretty successful event.

    And many of them bought other books as well — including me, lol.

    My newest book, “Plain Jane’s Secret Admirer“, the next in my Willow Creek series, part of the Heart of the Amish series from Barbour Publishing, releases on January 1. But it’s out on Kindle all ready, and Barbour allowed us to do the early bird meet-and-greet at Bookology this weekend.

    My author copies showed up Saturday as well, so watch for a video soon of me reading from my newest book.

    This morning I thought I’d check on Amazon to see if “Plain Jane” was in the top 100 books in Amish fiction yet, and much to my wondering eyes, it appeared that the book is number three!!

    You could have knocked me over with a sprig of holly!

    Thanks to everyone who has purchased a copy in print or online; you’re the reason my book is doing so well this holiday season!

    Watch for my next two books coming in March and May! My first Harlequin Love Inspired Amish romance, “Feuding with the Amish Farmer“, releases on March 31, and on May 1 it’s the next Willow Creek Heart of the Amish story, “Miriam’s Little Gentleman“!

    I wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas. God bless you, every one!

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    My Author Friend Declared me her Author of the Month on her blog!

    Big thanks to Jane Irvin, my author friend from The Central Ohio Fiction Writers group, a group of mostly romance authors that meets monthly in Dayton or Columbus, and online, for making me her December ‘Author of the Month’ on her blog!

    Check out her blog and website: https://www.janetirvin.com/author-of-the-month/

    Or read the transcript below!

    by Janet Irvin

    Among the many things I love about my author network is following the rise of a debut author as she climbs successfully into her niche and gifts us with more tales. This December, I’d like you to meet Anne Blackburne, whose Heart of the Amish series is the most popular of her works.

    While Anne credits her father for her love of storytelling, she says it was her mother, earning a Master’s degree in the 1950s, who showed her how to achieve her goals in life. Blackburne, a mother of five, enjoys writing  sweet, inspirational romance and cozy mysteries. In her work life, she is the managing editor of a community newspaper in southeast Ohio and very active in her local theater.

    Janet Irvin:  Welcome, Anne. Let’s start with your choice of author name. Can you explain why you use Blackburne instead of Chlovechok? 

    Anne Blackburne: Chlovechok is a great name, and I’m proud of it as it reflects the national heritage – Slovak – of my children. But it’s not an easy name to spell or pronounce. Blackburne is my middle  name,and was my maternal grandmother’s maiden name. I’m also proud of my Irish heritage. So I honored her by using it as my pen name. And it is a lot easier to remember and to spell!

    JEI: Given your cultural heritage, care to explain why you write Amish cozies?

    AB: I’ve always been interested in other cultures; other ways of living. I was an exchange student after high school, and lived in a French Canadian town for a year, learning about a different way of life. As a journalist, I love finding out how other people live, and telling their stories. It was a natural jump to writing fiction, and especially fiction about people from a different culture. I’ve lived around Amish folks several times, and admire many things about their way of life. And I love reading both romance and mystery novels. So again, it made sense for me to write what I love.

    JEI: I know you’re active in your local community theater. How has that interest contributed to your writing process?

    AB: I’ve loved theater since I was a child and played a cookie in a first grade production of Hansel & Gretel. I was hooked! In addition to novels, I’ve written many plays, and while the style differs, the process is the same. Sit down and write!

    JEI: What a natural seque into the next question! With your busy full-time work schedule, how do you structure your writing time?

    AB: Since I work full time as a newspaper editor, (also wearing the hats of receptionist, ad sales rep, writer, photographer, community liaison, etc), I can’t write most days during business hours. And I’m not an early-bird like some writers with day jobs, so you won’t find me at my computer in the wee hours of the morning. That leaves evenings.

    Self discipline is key. You can’t leave a project until the last minute without the risk of being unable to finish on time, and you can’t get the reputation as someone always asking for extensions on deadlines. I think my decades in newspapers have really helped with my ability to meet deadlines. They exist for a reason. In the publishing world, if you miss your deadline, you may tumble a whole row of dominos, throwing off the schedules of proofreaders, editors, artists, and press operators – and mess up an entire printing schedule. I doubt you’d get to do that more than once.

    So I write most evenings, whether I feel like it or  not. Whether I have a good idea or not. Sometimes I have a word goal, and sometimes I don’t. Several nights a week when I’m working on a book I meet online with a couple writing friends, and we ‘keep each other company’ by writing for a while, then telling each other how we did. I find that even this little bit of accountability – someone who expects me to show up and is disappointed if I don’t – helps me to meet my goals. Plus, it’s fun! You’d be amazed how much you can get done if you sit down and put your hands on the keyboard for an hour or two.

    JEI: Which is most challenging for you – constructing the plot, choosing names for characters, setting, etc.?

    AB:  I find having to write a detailed outline of a book before I begin writing, and then having to stick to that outline, very difficult. I’m a pantser – someone who likes to write ‘by the seat of my pants – rather than a plotter – someone who wants all the details ironed out before beginning. I often get great ideas while I’m writing, and they take my characters in unexpected directions. Some publishers are okay with this,and others are not.

    JEI: Do you have resources as contacts as you construct your Amish world?

    AB: I have spoken with various Amish folks I see on a regular basis through my work and they’ve been happy to answer questions for me. Also, I have a few resource books I use on various topics, including an Amish/English dictionary, and a big book of Amish quilts. I often do deep research online, sometimes going down various rabbit holes for hours pursuing one question that leads to another question that leads to another question . . .

    JEI: Is there a mentor who has been valuable as you pursued publication?

    AB: Before I sold my first book I entered a contest through the Romance Writers of America, and won the mentorship of an experienced author. She taught me a lot about fine-tuning my writing to get rid of stuff that doesn’t move the plot, as well as  how to write a good proposal, query letter, back cover blurb, etc. I credit her with landing my agent, who then sold my book. I still talk to her, but it’s more social now. But I feel very blessed to have been able to work with her, and someday hope to participate again, this time as a mentor to help someone else along on the path to publication.

    JEI: The reviews I have read of your work have all been positive. Have you encountered any negative feedback? How does or should an author deal with negative responses?

    AB: I’ve been very blessed in my reviews on Amazon and Goodreads. But I’ve received a couple of one-stars as well. The fact that they were ridiculous was upsetting, as it lowers my overall Amazon score, but as an author, you have to shrug these off. If you respond and start an argument, you can destroy your career. Just scroll on by and try to take it in stride. The best advice I got was to NOT read my reviews. And honestly, I usually don’t. They matter to me, don’t get me wrong! I appreciate a reader taking time to give me one, especially those lovely four and five star reviews. Please, keep those coming!

    The most important professional reviews I’ve gotten were the three positive ones from Publishers Weekly. Those matter, as industry people read them and make decisions on whether to carry your book in their bookstore or library based on them.

    JEI: On your website, you mention that collecting plushies has accompanied your writing success. Care to share a bit about your collection? (How many? Do they accompany you to signings? Favorite?)

    AB: Plushies are fun! But I never consciously set out to build a collection of them. I have two left over from my childhood; a teddy bear and a turtle. But when my first book, “Ruth’s Ginger Snap Surprise” was published, it occurred to me that it would be fun to have a stuffed orange cat to take with me to book signings and author events to capture people’s attention. So I went to Ebay and there she was! Since then I’ve bought a little calico plushie to represent the kitty in “Mary’s Calico Hope”, and maybe my favorite, the gray kitty holding a donut – you read that right! – I found to represent Little Mouse, the bakery kitty in “Lizzie’s Little Mouse”. My next book, “Plain Jane’s Secret Admirer”, comes out January 1. And the brown tabby cat to represent Jane’s kitty Beauregard just arrived in the mail this week! He’s so cute! I’ll be seeking out a black and white plushie for my May release of “Miriam’s Little Gentleman” in the spring.

    Then there’s Miss Muffet, who has become sort of my mascot. She arrived in the mail one day in a BarkBox. Yep, she was a dog toy cinnamon roll. I looked at her and thought what a perfect addition she would make to my table at author events, as Amish folks are known for eating and making great cinnamon rolls! But she needed a name. So I had a contest on my Facebook page, and a reader won with the name Miss Muffet, because she looks like a tuffet! The prize was that the reader’s name was used in “Lizzie’s Little Mouse” as a character name. And she’s appeared in each book since! Muffet has also visited author Patricia Johns’ knitted froggie friend, Amelia, in British Columbia, and more recently in Lancaster, Pa. I’ll be developing a story line around Muffet’s quest for love and her desire to further herself by getting a part time job. Stay tuned on my author Facebook page to follow this!

    JEI: What books are currently on your reading shelf?

    AB: I’ve always been an avid reader. As a child, I read every book in the non-adult sections of the local public library, and came back each week to scan the new release shelf. My book shelves and my Kindle are full of old favorites and new reads waiting to be enjoyed. I read in all fiction genres, and I enjoy non-fiction books about things that interest me. Some of my favorite authors include Jane Austen, Alexis Craig, Amy Lillard, Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb, Julia Quinn, Keri Arthur, Dana Lynn, Catherine Coulter, Eloisa James, Shelley Shepard Gray, Lydia Sherrer, Samantha Silver, Wanda Brunstetter, Patricia Johns, William Shakespeare, Alexander McCall Smith, Lilian Jackson Braun, Anne McCaffrey, Kelly Miller, Vannetta Chapman, Tamora Pierce, Mindy Steele, Piers Anthony, Amy Clipston, Tom Clancy, Stephanie Laurens, Linda Lael Miller, Lynsay Sands, Amanda Flower, Judy Blume, Jane Ann Krentz/Jane Castle/Amanda Quick, Mary Balogh, Donna Leon, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Emily Larkin, Victoria Alexander, Lisa Jones Baker, Pepper Basham, Jennifer Beckstrand, Patricia Briggs, Dan Brown, Linda Castillo, Debbie Macomber, Dirk McFergus, Stacy McKitrick, Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child, Samantha Price, Elizabeth George Speare, J.R.R. Tolkien, Mark Twain, Heather Webber, Oscar Wilde, Harper Lee, and no doubt dozens more I’m not remembering right now.

    JEI: Any last words for aspiring writers?

    AB: My advice to people is to read, read, read! And if you want to be an author, then you must write, write, write!

    NOTE: Look for all my books at BarbourPublishing.com, or Amazon.com, or wherever you like to purchase your Amish fiction!

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    So You Had a Bad Day?

    Everyone has them – those days where everything seems to go wrong.

    Daniel Powter lamented his in his catchy 2006 chart-topping one-hit-wonder “Bad Day”.

    Alexander had one in the classic children’s book published in 1972 by Judith Viorst, “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”. My kids loved hearing about Alexander and knowing that they weren’t the only ones who suffered such indignities.

    Sometimes the reasons for bad days are hard to pin down. You’re just in a bad mood. You feel off. Little things seem to conspire to add up to a day you’d rather leave in the past.

    Other times bad days are caused by bad things that happen in our lives. There’s no escaping this; nobody skates through life untouched by loss, injury, illness and injustice of some kind. These bad days can stretch into bad weeks or months, and we can find ourselves desperately searching for something – anything! – to cast a ray of light into the darkness we’re trudging through at those times.

    I buried my sister last weekend. She’d been ill all summer, and our hopes for recovery were dashed. Talk about a bad day! It’s one of the stretchy ones, too, that I know will take months to heal.

    Yet there have been many rays of light in this journey.  

    Things directly related to my sister, such as finding an old letter from her mailed to me in our college days, or hearing one of her songs on YouTube (She was the fiddler in an Irish band, The Crossing);  to receiving a lovely card or bouquet of flowers letting me know friends are keeping me in their prayers during this time; to an evening spent with my other sisters talking, laughing and crying about Jennifer; to holding my brother’s brand new baby, born on the day we held Jennifer’s funeral – what a full circle that made!

    Things not related to her at all that nevertheless lift me up, such as a random smile given to me in the parking lot of Family Dollar this morning by a stranger, and seeing two beautiful labs sitting in the cab of a pick-up as if they had just driven in and were waiting for a friend inside the store; a sunbow (like a rainbow, but there’s no rain, and it’s kind of blocky instead of arched) in the evening sky; a late dandelion in the grass; a favorite song that comes on the radio at just the right time; a little piece of good news; an unexpected phone call from a far-away friend or family member just because they thought of me; looking forward to something special I know is coming in the future; an indulgence, such as ice cream or chocolate or an expensive coffee that didn’t come out of a plastic pod; the perfect sermon in church that just seems to be addressed right at me, giving me hope and comfort.

    All these things keep me going, adding little pops of gladness to my days, and as a natural optimist, I know soon enough I’ll be generally content once again.

    So yeah, I’ve had a bad day, and I know you have, too. And maybe the lady in the Family Dollar parking lot who smiled at me with no idea that she was gifting me with one of those little pops of gladness was having a bad day, too, and my return smile gladdened her in return.

    You never know. So when you’re feeling blue, remember the Shirelle’s 1961 hit, “Mama Said”.

    “Mama said there’d be days like this, there’d be days like this my mama said.”

    I hear you, Mom. You weren’t wrong!

    Sunbow by Island Jane from Pinterest

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    Publishers Weekly Loves my new Book!

    In the sweepstakes of reviews in the publishing world, getting a good review from Publishers Weekly is right up there with winning a nice 50/50 raffle! And to get three great reviews from this prestigious industry trend-setter is simply smashing.

    Well, that’s what has happened to me! I’m so excited to announce that the folks at Publishers Weekly love my next Heart of the Amish release, “Plain Jane’s Secret Admirer!

    They gave terrific reviews to my first two books, “Ruth’s Ginger Snap Surprise” and “Mary’s Calico Hope“, and to have a third review from them is just breathtaking.

    Why does this matter? Because everyone pays attention to what Publishers Weekly thinks about a book, from the media to librarians to literary agents to book sellers to publishers! Publishers Weekly is the gold standard of literary reviewers.

    Here’s what they have to say:

    Plain Jane's Secret Admirer

    Plain Jane’s Secret Admirer

    Anne Blackburne. Barbour, $14.99 trade paper (256p) ISBN 979-8-89151-257-3

    The sweet latest in Blackburne’s the Heart of the Amish series … stars an unassuming young baker with an unfortunate nickname. Jane Bontrager has been pining over Samuel Mast for years, unaware he’s behind her hated childhood nickname “Plain Jane,” a byproduct of his effort to hide his childhood crush on her. When Jane starts receiving letters and gifts from a secret admirer, the last person she suspects is Sam. His best friend encourages him to stop sending anonymous gifts, own up to his past behavior, and declare his feelings, but Sam’s reluctant, especially when he and Jane forge a tenuous bond after spending time together at her bakery. But when a second secret admirer starts pursuing Jane, the stakes rise and Sam worries he’s missed his chance to set the record straight. Blackburne’s central romance is enriched with plenty of small-town charm and comic relief, including a few mischievous cats (one of which is named Little Mouse). Series fans and newcomers alike will be charmed by this cheerful trip back to Ohio Amish country. 

    Can you see why I’m so pleased? And did you catch the mention of Little Mouse, from my last book, “Lizzie’s Little Mouse?” What fun! I hope you’ll read Jane’s story, and let me know what you think about her adventures with her kitty and her friends Sam Mast, Eliza King and Benuel Lapp as they try to figure out what has happened to a very important, and very missing kitty!

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    An Answered Prayer

    I pray a lot. Sometimes my prayers are answered in the way I hope they’ll be, but often they are not. But still I pray, talking to God as if he were a friend of mine, conversationally.

    Know that old Garth Brooks song, “Thank God for Unanswered Prayers”? Well, I could give you some examples of times where I later realized that something I desperately wanted, and didn’t get, turned out for the best.

    There are other examples where I prayed so very hard for something, and was denied. Why? Only god knows.

    I don’t generally pray for frivolous things. When I reach out with a request, it’s generally something pretty important to me or someone else. But we have to realize that we are all God’s children, and sometimes prayer requests may come at cross-purposes.

    If you’re praying to get that new job or promotion, it’s likely that someone else is, too. You can’t all get it, so only one person will feel that her prayers were answered. But what if they all are?

    Sometimes the answer is no. It’s hard to accept, but there’s no choice, so on I go.

    Harder to accept are ‘no’s’ that seem to make no sense. You pray for a child, or any loved one, to overcome an illness, and they die anyway.

    Or you pray to find a job so you can feed and house your family, and no job suddenly appears to bail you out. Why? Only God knows.

    But today I heard wonderful news – a young man who was told yesterday that he had metastatic pancreatic cancer – a terrible diagnosis – learned today that the diagnosis was wrong! He does have tumors in his body, but they are isolated, not metastatic, and not originating in the pancreas.

    I prayed hard for this young man, in his 20s, newly married, to get a miracle, and I know a lot of other people were also praying for him. And he got that miracle!

    Now he has a good chance to see old age.

    Does this mean that God loves him more than the ones who don’t get a miracle? I don’t believe so. Does this mean that more people prayed for him and that’s why he got his miracle? I don’t believe so. For some reason, it isn’t this young man’s time yet.

    So at a time when there’s a lot of hard news – and when are we ever in a time when there isn’t, really? – this is good news that I wanted to share.

    I don’t know this young man. You probably don’t either. But you can feel a little bit better today knowing that out there somewhere in America is a young husband who learned today that he won’t be leaving his wife in the next couple of months.

    Thank God!

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    Jane Austen: Books, Movies, Music

    Cover from Jane Austen, The Complete Novels, from Gramercy Books

    Any Jane Austen fans out there? She’s one of my favorite authors; possibly my favorite. I wish she’d lived longer and written many more books. I’m sure she would have preferred that, too!

    I have seen, if not every, then nearly every movie adaptation of all her books – and own most of them on DVD! I like to watch them over and over, year after year. Like visiting with old friends I know will never let me down.

    I’m no purist. I enjoyed the 2005 version of Pride & Prejudice with Keira Knightly enormously, whether her bangs and fashions were strictly period-correct or not. I do love the 1995 version with Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth as well – possibly better. But they are very different movies. The mother in that version is delightfully awful! And oh, Mr. Collins!

    Then there’s Sense & Sensibility; the 1995 film with Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Hugh Grant and the lovely Alan Rickman is a favorite, of course. Wonderful! But I also enjoyed the 2008 version starring Hattie Morahan and Charity Wakefield.

    Emma would drive me insane were she a real woman of my acquaintance, but she makes a terrific book character and film, so sure of herself as she makes a mess of everything. I very much enjoyed Gwyneth Paltrow’s performance. In researching this, I believe I’ve discovered several versions I haven’t seen yet! I’ll have to remedy that.

    Northanger Abby doesn’t do much for me, nor, I’m afraid, does Mansfield Park. I’m willing to be persuaded, if you have another opinion on these two.

    And speaking of persuading me, my favorite of Austen’s books is Persuasion. A second chance at romance classic. It’s never too late! What a wonderful message.

    Which version is my favorite? Well, the 1971 version, starring Anne Firbank, is very sensible and well done, and I quite enjoyed it.

    I also loved the 2007 version starring Rupert Penny Jones and Sally Hawkins – despite the very awkward kiss at the end! It’s beautifully done, and Anne’s sisters and father are so well portrayed!

    And I won’t hear anyone put down the 2022 version starring Dakota Johnson, as it is simply delightful. I enjoy it when she “breaks the fourth wall”, speaking directly to the camera – to me! I enjoy the “color-blind” casting, too. Why not? Dakota’s Anne Elliot is very relatable. I believe she made me cry at least once. And the soundtrack! There’s a song called “Quietly Yours”, by an artist called Birdie, that is so achingly lovely that it transports me.

    I enjoy listening to this, and other Austen soundtracks when I write. It blocks out the noise of my enthusiastic household without distracting me. Do you have a favorite soundtrack for writing? For homework? For housework? For exercising? What is it?

    Another time I’ll talk about more music I enjoy in the background while I write. For now,
    Happy listening, happy viewing, and happy reading!

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    Come See Me in Holmes County this October!

    I’ll be there along with at least nine other authors of Amish romance/Amish suspense/ and Amish cozy mysteries!

    I’m thrilled to share something truly special with you—the Amish Readers Retreat: Books, Bakes, and Buggies, taking place this October 3rd & 4th in the stunning Amish countryside of Millersburg, Ohio. We’ve designed this day to celebrate YOU, our beloved readers, for your passionate support and love for the stories we create.

    Excited? You can join us for just $30.

    Register Now

    PLEASE NOTE: You will be responsible for securing your own accommodation. A list will be provided at registration as well as information on payment.

    Deadline to Register is September 1

    This retreat is all about celebrating you… our cherished reader community. It’s our way of saying thank you and providing an unforgettable experience tailored to your interests and love of reading.

    We’re looking forward to spoiling you with a day filled with books, fellowship, and fun!

    See the fliers for more information on this fresh event, and for a list of participating authors.

    I hope to see you in October! My fellow authors and I can’t wait to spoil our readers! I even bought a brand new apron so I can be ready to serve you lunch! Guess what’s on it? Cats, of course!

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    Post Show Let-down!

    It’s a thing!

    Something I do to have fun when I’m not writing or working at my day job as a newspaper editor is direct and act in community theater productions.

    I’ve loved being on stage, pretending to be someone else, since first grade when I played a Cookie Child in an elementary school production of “Hansel & Gretel”.

    My next opportunity came in fifth grade, when I was one of the Ladies of the Beautification Society in a production of “The Saga of Dead Dog Gulch”. I can still sing the song! You can ask next time we meet.

    Fast forward to high school and college, and I was either in or working behind the scenes of every show I could, which usually meant twice a year.

    Years later, after I was married and had children of my own I got back into community theater, with my kids for many years, and then by myself. I played parts large and small in shows such as “Carousel”, “The Sound of Music”, “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”, “Annie”, “The Little Mermaid”, “Shrek”, “Beauty & The Beast”, “Nunsense”, “Mama Mia”, “Mary Poppins”, and many more. I also spent years playing all kinds of parts in a local outdoor drama depicting the Passion of the Christ, called “The Living Word”. I loved every minute of all of it!

    Eventually I decided to learn to produce shows, and then to direct. Now I direct (and sometimes) produce at least one play per year, often playing a part as well.

    It’s my playground! I love it. One of the things I enjoy most is providing a safe place for people young and old to come have fun. It’s a non-judgmental space open to people of all kinds, where it doesn’t matter what religion you are, or what political party you belong to, or what race you are, or what socio-economic group you come from, or anything else.

    I just finished a production of “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown”, in which I played the crabby Lucy VanPelt. What a fun part in a show full of challenging, amazing music! The best part of this show, in my opinion, is that it consisted of a mostly senior-citizen cast. The joke where Linus tells Charlie Brown that it is his grandfather’s birthday, and marvels that at 63 years old his grandfather is still alive, was especially amusing since the Linus delivering the line is himself 65.

    Yesterday was our final show, and for the first time since mid-August, I don’t have to go to play practice three or more times per week.

    The show came at a good time for me. As many of you know, I lost my oldest child to a long-term illness in late July. It was good for me to have something to do. And the small cast show full of people who have grown to be my friends over many years of doing theater together, and my brother, who played Charlie Brown, was just what I needed.

    If I was having a tough day, they didn’t judge. And everyone was so experienced they all helped this show along. I wasn’t left to direct it all by myself. As always when I do a musical, I have someone much more qualified run music rehearsals ( in this case, a wonderful woman who also conducts our live orchestra), and teach choreography. I am NOT a good choreographer, and I am NOT a good dance teacher.

    So I have to credit the whole cast and my music and dance folks for sort of running this particular show by committee. I’m usually a very decisive director who doesn’t need much input from others. That was NOT the case this time.

    I’m blessed to have such amazing people to work with.

    At the beginning of this post I mentioned Post Show Let-Down. To explain, whenever a show closes out, the first thing I feel is relief. I have my life back!

    This is followed by something commonly known in the community theater world as post show let down, or post show depression. It’s a real thing, where actors feel suddenly bereft because the social whirl of putting on a show is over, and suddenly they aren’t seeing the people they’ve spent so many hours with over the last several months.

    It generally lasts about two weeks, at least for me. Coming into this holiday season, the first without my oldest daughter, will be difficult. I’m glad I had this show and these friends to help me up to this point.

    Now I must forge ahead in healing with my family, and by myself. It’ll be okay. I’m blessed with a wonderful, supportive family; with amazing friends; with a terrific church community; with excellent co-workers. But still, I think Thanksgiving and Christmas will be tough. A lot of “firsts” to get through in the year after losing someone dear.

    But I just signed a new book contract, and I have to write a play this winter that I will direct and act in next fall. So, life goes on.

    Post show let-down is a thing, but all actors know it’ll pass soon enough. And there’s always another play coming up! If you’re looking for a wonderful hobby that will bring you out of your shell and introduce you to many new people, community theater could be right for you.

    Don’t want to get on stage? No problem. All theaters are looking for people who like to work behind the scenes building sets, sewing costumes, painting scenes, running tech, organizing props, etc.

    Trying to find a community theater? In Ohio, we have the Ohio Community Theater Association. I’m willing to bet most states have one. Check Facebook. You can just type ‘community theater’ into the search bar, and see what pops up.

    As we say in the theater, break a leg!

    The largely senior cast from “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown”. I’m in the center in the blue dress, playing Lucy.
    My brother, Alex, as Charlie Brown, and me as Lucy.
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    Miss Muffet’s New Kayak has Arrived!

    Miss Muffet, the rescued cinnamon roll dog toy who has become author Anne Blackburne’s buddy and fellow voyager, was so impressed by Anne’s new foldable kayak that she wanted a kayak all her own.

    So Anne ordered her the Bark 5000 kayak, complete with squeaky function and extra crinkliness. Miss Muffet waited impatiently until the tidy little craft arrived.

    She wasted no time unboxing it and getting it out on the lake. As you see here in this unretouched photo, she is paddling (we assume, since she has no arms) slightly turbulent waters with a threatening looking sky in the distance.

    Be careful, Miss Muffet! Where’s your life jacket??

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    My Favorite Review Ever

    Did you know that authors depend upon good reviews to help sell their books? It may seem obvious; good reviews may convince individuals to purchase books, but they also move books up in rankings in various sales venues, and can even help get an author onto a best seller list.

    This is why you may have seen authors ask their readers to take a few minutes to post a review if they enjoyed a book. It doesn’t need to be long. Simply saying, “I loved this book!” and giving it 4 or 5 stars will help out your favorite authors.

    Of course, all authors dread getting the other kind of reviews; negative ones posted by people who did NOT like their book.

    Generally speaking, negative reviews should not be posted simply because you didn’t enjoy a story that was well written and correctly presented.

    What I mean is, if a story is advertised as being “spicy”, and you prefer to read books that are “clean” or “cozy”, meaning no sexual content, overt violence, cussing, etc., then it’s not the author’s fault that you picked up their clearly labeled book, were shocked by the content, and hated the book. It wouldn’t be fair in that case to give the author a bad review. Instead, just walk away. Leave no review. Move on to another book more to your taste.

    On the other hand, if a book is full of sexy scenes after being promoted by the author as being Christian romance or a cozy mystery – both of which are understood NOT to contain spice – one might suspect intentional misrepresentation, and that’s reason for a poor review. Or if a book is just a hot mess – as if the author didn’t even bother to try and eliminate typos, grammatical errors, spelling errors or worse, major plot issues, that could be a reason for a poor review.

    But even then, a 3-star rating (out of five) is punishment enough for most author errors. One-or-two-star ratings are just unnecessary; and sometimes downright mean!

    A one-star rating can crush an author’s spirit, making him second guess his ability to write and whether he should just give up and pack it in. You can see why leaving such a review requires some very careful thought. Author egos are fragile enough as it is!

    But I recently received a one-star rating that I simply had to laugh at. I won’t reveal the poster’s name or even where the review was posted, but I’ll share what they wrote in a review of my recent release, “Mary’s Calico Hope”, from Barbour Publishing’s Heart of the Amish series:

    Subject Line: Too expensive!

    Review: Have not read it. Not going to read it though I really want to. I can’t believe it costs $11.50 for 258 pages.

    That’s it! This person left a one-star review for my book, and hadn’t even read it!

    A major rule for authors is to never, never engage with readers about their reviews. All an author can accomplish by taking this road is to create bad feelings and lose readers. Worst case, it could end their writing career.

    In fact, conventional wisdom holds that the smartest thing an author can do is to avoid looking at their reviews. Obviously, I didn’t follow that to the letter of the law. But I don’t make a habit of reading reviews. Sometimes someone has something less than lovely to say, and if you see it, that’s your own fault.

    I was looking at performance ratings on a website, and it was just THERE. So I read it. And I’m glad I did, because it’s just ridiculous, and gave me the idea for this article.

    I just shook my head and laughed at this review. But if I were to talk with this person, I’d inform them that I don’t set the prices for my books. Also, the going price is closer to $15 . . . $11.50 was a sale price. Lol. And finally, why don’t they just get a library card and read it for free?

    A word about pricing: If I pay $15 or even more for a book I want, I look at it like this – I’ll be getting up to 10 hours of entertainment for that money. Viewed that way, it’s a bargain! Also, consider the hundreds of hours the author spent writing, rewriting, proofing, editing and marketing the book. Then consider that most authors receive rather modest advances – or none at all if they are self-published. And that most authors never earn out their advance, meaning they never get more money for their books.

    At that point, maybe you’ll agree that that $15, or in this case, $11.50, was pretty fair.

    In any case, please do leave reviews for books you enjoy. If you didn’t like a book, think carefully about why before slamming an author with a one or two star review.

    The ego you save may be mine!